I realized I needed a new car today.
Curiously, this revelation did not come while driving my old car.
Nor while looking at other people’s shiny new cars.
No, sir.
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It arrived by …
It arrived by Instagram, as divine messages do these days.
A gentleman, without taking a breath, spent 180 seconds explaining why my life was incomplete without ambient lighting, ventilated seats, and dedicated sunglass space.
He was particularly concerned that my car lacked sufficient horses for Indian traffic, which moves at roughly the speed of a buffalo on an evening walk.
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Fortunately, all this can be fixed for just…
₹40 lakh.
For ages, man (and occasionally woman) has contemplated the secret of happiness.
Thank you, God, for creating social media. It has relieved me of the burden of thinking.
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Onto my next search:
“How to get rich in six months.”
Apparently, I need a new car.
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